So the part of the blog where people introduce themselves and tell you what they want to accomplish with their daily ideas and postings and chat and blither blather and such... yeah, I'm not doing that.
You'll get the remains of whatever prey I've stalked this day, any scraps leftover from my daily stalks through this urban jungle. At least I get paid to do it. Stalk that is, not blog. And not stalker as in the freaky-I-need-to-be-arrested sense. I deal with the public okay? Sometimes they can be fun, but not usually because they choose to be. What can I say? I always did like to play with my food.
In honour of today, I wrote a haiku:
Giant kitty cat
Giving me the evil eye
Are you still hungry?
BTW, totally hate haikus. Seriously.